So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”
And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”
i don’t get it
Ancient Computer of Poorness: Ah, a Firefox window you want, eh? Let me. Just. Erp. No. No. I’m OK. I. Hold on.
Me: I am gonna click it again. You are not even—
ACP: Wait. Don’t. You will regret this.
Me: I regret this.
Firefox: Imma auto update now. Like six times. I don’t care how shitty your PC is.
#oldtech #beingpoor #firefoxupdates
"You got some new pants. Check them out. Hm. Your old pants are definitely better."
“Story of my life. My old pants are always better.”
Many times I have wanted to do more than one activity at a time. Often they are not compatible, like reading and playing a video game.
So I’ve decided on my ultimate dream where in I live in a world where everything is possible:
I want to read a book while listening to music while watching a movie while playing a video game while eating while writing a novel while petting my cats while cuddling my loves while having a deep conversation while telling a dirty joke while sitting in a pool in a hammock and sleeping and ending poverty and stupidity in the universe. Basically.
#dreams #goals #goodtimes
the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.
This is my life.